hyperspecific poll bc some of y’all aren’t doing it right
graduated high school before 18
has anisocoria
been to 3 (or more) continents
has needed a lawyer more than once
is shorter that 5’0
has a tattoo on your palm
received or is in the process of receiving a phd
has been to more than four funerals
more than one (which ones!!)
none of these apply to me
See Resultssome of the polls i’ve been seeing have too many common options and it made me mad enough to make my own. go crazy
(via jynersq)
You’re reincarnated as the animal you get in the random animal generator (link: https://perchance.org/animal )
How happy are you as this animal?
Extremely satisfied- I am much happier than I was as a human.
Moderately satisfied- I am somewhat happier than I was as a human.
Neutral- I would be equally happy as a human
Moderately dissatisfied- I would somewhat prefer being human again
Extremely dissatisfied- I would do anything to be human again
See ResultsPoll originally by reddit user QuelynD
Feel free to share what animal you got.
(via luciferousnacht)
“A Harrowcall Special” 🌿💟🌿
I’VE WATCHED THIS VIDEO LIKE 10 TIMES ON THE BIRD APP AND I JUST FOUND IT ON YOUTUBE TOO AND I’M SO DEHYDRATED. I LOVE THESE PEOPLE SO MUCH.
(via oryms-shield)
Bell’s Hells
One of the things that makes The Chocolate Guy so enduring in his appeal is that he doesn’t cheat. The truth is when you see those strange-items-as-cake videos, 98% of the time it’s fondant piled on top of some barely sculpted sponge. But chocolate guy – sure he uses food coloring here and there, but he’ll use all sorts of fruits, candy mixtures, and of course the most *delicately* sculpted chocolate to create his insane contraptions. He’s taken chocolate to a lathe before. And that’s infinitely more fascinating than yet another instance of edible play-doh being used to make a shoe, or whatever.
(via makosgotmoxie)
So let me get this straight
1. Elon Musk buys Twitter
2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate
3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg
4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him
5. He gets mad and posts a video response
6. There’s a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location
7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking
That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.